- Neighbor: So, Pizza?
- Me: Oh, yeah, its a.... an inside joke?
- Neighbor: Oh, so you made the shirt yourself?
- Me: Oh, no, not at all
- Neighbor: oh, ok...
- Me: No like, do you know that movie that came out in theaters? Um, its called (Don't say the abbreviation, don't do it).... The...Fault In Our Stars?
- Neighbor: Yeah
- Me: Yeah, the author of the book, this is his face (points at shirt)
- Neighbor: ....ok
GUYS! John Green’s pizza shirt has granted me pizza IN THREE DIFFERENT OPORTUNITIES! THIS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE, IT’S REAL.
Mustachioed John Green: Actual Pizza Wizard