What does pizza john look like with different styles of facial hair (or no facial hair)? This comprehensive chart shows some of the possibilities.
From top to bottom, left to right. Pizza John with no mustache, Robert Downy John’er (There is a better name out there, I know it, but I cannot find it), John Bensine (Also Wheezy Green, or Johnny Waiter), John Bensine w/ Coffee, John Hogan, John Norris (This one didn’t turn out so well doesn’t look like Chuck at all. maybe I’ll try again another time.), John Selleck, and Johnny Chaplin.
I’ll probably make more some time (Genghis John??), but for now, this is it. If you want to add a caption go ahead. Credit would be nice but not required. The font is Arial Bold.