How To Be a Baby Properly

In which Hank welcomes Alice Green to the world by giving her some tips on how to be a successful baby. And also basically lets her know that the survival of our species is on her shoulders. WELCOME, ALICE!!!

I’m so excited for John. I have talked to him, of course, a bunch since last week. He’s really excited and way less freaked out than he was when Henry was born. Of course, he’s exhausted, but he’s also adorable. He’s enjoying the time with his family a lot. It’s really weird not to just lose him of YouTube but also largely off Tumblr and Twitter, but let’s try not to forget about him while he’s gone!