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How to Name Your Baby Properly

In which Hank discusses the do’s and don’t’s of naming a child. Quick list. 

Hank in a Planetarium
http://hankinmiami.eventbrite.com/

1. Say your Baby Name out loud
2. Name your child what you will call your child
3. Test your baby name with native language speakers
4. Don’t try to be Cute
5. Check the most popular baby names and avoid them
6. Spell your kid’s name like a normal person
7. Name your child a name

[wiki transcript]

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    I think my parents missed all of these points FUUUUUUUUUUUU
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